Okay, that fucking fig tree thing.
Why is that even a story in the Bible?
No, seriously, what fucking point does it prove? Don't piss Jesus off or he will smite your ass into barrenness on the off-day that you just so happen to not have what he wants when he's feeling peckish?
I think Jesus was a nifty man and all evidence that proves his existance also proves that he was worthy of following.
But, the guys who edited the Bible and all - why would they pick this story? It makes no sense. It's fanciful. Jesus was being a careless asshole.