A Probability of Being

So right now I'm writing some Girl Genius fanfiction , because I am a nerd and like all good writerly nerds, I do the fanfiction thing. My fandoms have been, in order of the writing: FF VII (particularly the AeriSeph ship), Labyrinth, and a cross-over Harry Dresden / Hermione Granger ship I invented. And like most people who write, particularly that subset of people who write love stories, I also like to write sex scenes. Some of them range from the particularly romantic to the particularly risque. Whenever I write a sex scene, they're often between two people who know what they're doing, or at least, one of them knows what they're doing. (I don't like writing the whole seduction thing where one of them is seriously at a loss and can't participate properly. Just seems hokey to write.) However, with this particular scene, I am in a quandry, because I just realized I wrote two characters who had no idea what they're doing. So I'm stuck here, staring at t...

That was a quote from Megarace , during a bonus prize sequence in which the prize is.... "an extra pair of arms!" It did occur to me back then just how awesome having extra appendages would be. For example, Davy Jones of Pirates of the Caribbean does amazing things with his extra appendages: I won't lie: whereas a lot of my peers that I've spoken to think Davy Jones is awesome because he's just so damn charistmatic, my interest in him is a lot less, uh, prosaic . My BFF and I would look at the fingers of boys of interest, and agree that "he has nice hands". I don't know what she was thinking, but I know what I was thinking, and the piano-playing was just a bonus. The "tentacle rape" genre is obnoxious most of the time, purely because of the way the female characters are depicted (in that genre and pretty much any other genre in which women are objects without sexual agency, therefore any sexual encounter will inevitably end up with pain fo...

The inimitable Renegade Evolution has released little details on her new porn flick: And this is what I will say about the script and such that is almost done for the movie I am making: Plot- Have one. Men- diverse looking. Women- Two of them. That's it. Characters played by women- A federal agent/criminologist, an internationally wanted criminal. Neither are blonde. Primary Setting- The warehouse from the Gun Photo Shoot. I'm not one for porn, preferring text erotica (ok, ok, dirty stories and romance novels) myself, but I might just have to buy that flick.